atheistme:

nonplussedbyreligion:

The GOP obsession with my private parts is getting out of hand.  I’m just gonna post this without additional comments because I have NO WORDS!  These assholes are getting out of hand with their bullshit. ~ Kim

Newest GOP Attack on Women: Just Say No to Tampons

 

In recent weeks, the GOP attack on contraceptives and women’s rights has been returning to the legislative tables, and causing a stir among women’s rights activists and media outlets nationwide.

Now it seems that many within the Republican party who strive to ban contraceptive use also see it as a necessity to prohibit the use of tampons, and seek to ban the sales of these and similar products as soon as possible.

Rep. Darrell Issa (R-CA) recently put together an all male panel for discussion at the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform hearing on the contraceptive coverage rule and excluded women from the conversation. It seems that he is set to establish a similar group of men to discuss the use of tampons within a woman’s vagina.

It is unnatural for a woman to insert a foreign object into her body for the sake of stopping the menstrual flow. I, as well as several others seek to eliminate the sales of such objects. Women should let nature take care of itself the way that our Almighty Creator intended. To try to manipulate and control such an occurrence goes against God’s plan for women.

Initial drafts of this new legislation have already been brought before Speaker John Boehner (R-OH), and several other GOP Congressmen. It is likely to come to a vote as early as next month. If passed, tampons will no longer be available to sell or purchase, and women will have to find an alternative means to alleviate menstrual excreta.

Several Democratic Congresspeople are already petitioning in dissent of this new piece of legislation, and will not give up without a fight to preserve a woman’s right to take care of her own body as she deems most effective.

You know what GOP? How about you and I hold off on the tampon discussion until the next time you bleed out of YOUR vagina.

What in the ever-loving fuck? This is what these assholes are spending taxpayer money on? REALLY?

simgm:

That’s right. The two Glee stars are dating! It’s been confirmed by everybody, but the actors themselves so, it must be true! We don’t have proof, pictures, or any solid evidence BUT we have insiders that we swear we didn’t make up just for the sake of this article’s publicity.

“Yeah, they’re dating. I’m an insider. Trust me.” One insider said.

Another insider gave us the dirty details. “They’ve been dating for a loooong time. They’re so much in love, it’s ridiculous.”

“They can’t keep their hands off of each other. I’ve never seen them interact myself, but a friend of a friend’s cousin’s sister said so.”

We know what you’re thinking and no, this isn’t a stunt because the television show’s ratings have been dropping…honest.

What do you think of this hot hot hot couple? We’re pretty happy for them. Young love is beautiful!